What does table say to a trigger: "Hey, stop it, i'm full".
Q. Why did the DBA cross the road?
A. So he/she could P*ss off the people on the other side too.
Q. How does DBA optimize T-SQL query?
A: He/she decreases time in "Waitfor Delay HH:MM:SS" statatement.
Q. Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture?
A. They sometimes drop the table.
Q. When did God create the DBA ? A. The day before he had his rights revoked.
BIT says to itself: "When I grow up, i want to be BLOB".